I see people complain about not being able to sleep or do homework because of Facebook and I’m like
Bitch, you don’t even know procrastination until you get a Tumblr.
(Source: thebitchinthekitchen)
My self-indulgent mess of a first game, starring an entire cast of dogs!!!!
Made on RPGMaker 2003 with the intention of being the happiest, least scary game ever made on that engine.
Featuring:
- 2 endings!
- Over 20 dog breeds!
- 100 billion lines of dialogue
- My tears
there’s a cafe down the street and when they’re open the sign on the door says OPEN but when they’re closed they slide the N over and it says NOPE
i have photographic proof
(Source: slipperiestbutt)
I couldn’t help myself.
BOY RELAX YO PANTS ARE RED NOBODY WILL NOTICE
I’M SO DONE
omg, now I am so done
MORE DADDY MORE
THROW ME AGAIN
I WANNA FLY DADDY
omg ;v;
That last one that cat is like “Whoa, I think that’s a record.”
this is adorable
Things that say a lot about people:
- the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
- how they feel about the weather
- whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books
- fingernails
- and hands in general
- their preferred creative outlet
- how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
- whether or not they drink coffee
- if they ever forget to eat
- how honest they are with themselves (and others)
- if they correct your grammar
- how they treat their parents
(Source: youngerhabitat)
Reblog if you’re horny right now.
if the universe is infinite
there is a 100% chance everything you think about exists(????)
evERYTHING EXISTS?????SOMEHWERE
everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox
HOLY FUCK
holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow
don’t you wish kids were like flour
